My hubby's another one who hates short hair. And being considerably overweight, I look pin-headed with short hair, so I grew it back out last year and now it's down to the middle of my back again. Since my job is more of an administrative one, I can wear my hair down at work but often choose not to because a) I have hot flashes and like to have my hair off my neck, and b) I do some resident care and don't need it getting in the way. So I alternate between putting it in a ponytail or bun, braiding it, and using a large clip to keep it upswept and out of my face. I also sometimes use a barrette clip with an attached net that keeps it contained and looks more professional than a pony or braid.
I don't know how to French braid either, and as long and thick as my hair is, my arms would probably get tired long before I got it done. And I don't think Hubs wants to learn........