Capecod - most of the time when I've been in the hospital, it was the hospital where I worked - so I was afforded somewhat of a 'celebrity' status.
I remember one evening, my family was there, and this young LPN came in to do an assessment - I wasn't paying a lot of attention to her, as I was listening to my family, but she stood at the side of my bed for awhile - I finally looked up at her, and she says 'I feel so funny trying to assess YOU.' (I worked in ICU) Her face was red and she looked really uncomfortable - I told her to assess me like she did any other patient - I wasn't there as a nurse!

We got along fine the rest of the night.
Their food is good, for the most part, and they go out of their way to try to please everyone's tastes.