[Crumbwannabe]

Originally Posted by alton

A few things that keep us apart from our female cohort.
1. being male
2. love of tools
3. ability to harm ourselves in amazing ways with any combo of 1 and 2

1.) Not buying things because they're 'cute'.
2.) Not having an entire grocery store aisle devoted to one single part of our anatomy.
3.) The ability to discriminate a high heeled shoe and kitchen knife from a hammer and a slotted screwdriver.

[Calfax]

Checking in from Okinawa, Japan where all the women are beautiful, the weather is always warm, and the Orion is always cold.

Crumbwatcher.....all hail "Sweetmeat", Monday night metal, Smash, and Leonard Skynard every day! You better EAT-RITE or not at all.......and make mine a slinger. Sorry to hear the union got busted up. Shame.

Do you bring a Leatherman or a Gerber to work?

Palm pilot or PocketPC? Whatcha got on it? Besides that Kama Sutra thing....

"The charge nurse, a staff nurse and a grad nurse were sitting around the break table eating chinese take-out. The grad nurse opens his fortune cookie, which reads "You've been granted one wish......use it wisely". He wishes alound to be a billionaire on a tropical island surrounded by luscious bikini clad babes to cater to his every wish. And poof! He disappears.

The staff nurse opens his fortune cookie which reads, "You have one wish...use it wisely". The staff nurse wishes to be the CEO of Bass Pro Shops and married to Rachel Ray. Poof! He disappears.

The charge nurse reaches over and opens his fortune cookie. Yep...one wish, use wisely. He sits back and takes a sip of coffee. After a second, he looks up at the ceiling and says, "You know those two turkeys? I want them back here in 20 minutes...."

[Crumbwannabe]

Originally Posted by Calfax

Do you bring a Leatherman or a Gerber to work?

Palm pilot or PocketPC? Whatcha got on it? Besides that Kama Sutra thing....

"

Actually I carry a Buck 'assist open', and I'd grab one up fast before the 'good people' decide they're swithblades

[Harleyhead]

Originally Posted by Cerebrum

Studying in Maryland...

Love those white uniforms . I lived in Gaithersburg once.

[Harleyhead]

Originally Posted by Rustyhammer

I think it's a great thing to have a man forum here.
Here's a recent guy picture.

-Russell

what kind of bike bro cant quite tell from the photo. I ride a heritage softail

[Harleyhead]

Originally Posted by Rustyhammer

I think it's a great thing to have a man forum here.
Here's a recent guy picture.

-Russell

What kind of bike bro can"t quite from the photo. I ride a heritage softail.

[teeituptom]

I need to get a pic of mt old bike. I just got it out of the shop, where I had it overhauled and a new paint job and styling. Looks better than when I bought it in 1970. An old Triumph 750 " The Trident"
Runs ever so sweetly again

[karenG]

well.............. I'm not a guy..........but youre all having so much fun with the beer and pizza...........if I bring my own beer can I listen in??

Karen

[eaton]

male RN here, sup guys?

[Patrick71]

New grad RN from Oregon here. Just took my NCLEX this morning. I hope the fact that it shut off after the minimum 75 questions is a good thing. Hopefully can find out if I passed on Monday. I've been working as an LPN since last summer. SO great to be done with f$%&#*! nursing school.