Originally Posted by TiredMD
I take it y'all don't do Trauma.
In a level 1 center, patient come in upset, disoriented, bleeding, and in pain. They get an initial assessment by the surgeon, then they get rolled and "rectaled". They try to fight us off, and we hold them down. We rarely get hit because we usually already have ahold of their arms and legs before the exam. Nobody asks for permission to do the exam, and it is not required to have their permission (hence this stupid lawsuit getting tossed out of court).
They only get sent to jail if they were already wanted for something. Which is actually a pretty big proportion of patients in Trauma.
The moral of the story is, if you don't want me to do a rectal exam on you, don't get shot doing a drug deal or drunkenly crash your car.
If drug dealers and drunk drivers were the only ones who got rectal exams, it wouldn't concern me in the least.
But good people end up in trauma. Just to illustrate my point...( I hope y'all don't mind my stories, 'cause after 30 years in law enforcement, I got plenty...maybe I should write a book

); a sweet LOL got into a car crash and I was called to investigate. Could be anyone's grandmom. I can't talk to her much at the scene, so I head over to the Bold New City of the South ER to get enough info to finish up my crash report. I ask if I can talk to her, they say I can, I will not just walk into an ER bay without asking. I'm asking her the few simple questions to fill in the blocks in my crash report. All of the sudden one of the docs walks up with gloved hands and says to her, "Ms So and So, I just need to check your rectum to see if there is any blood in your belly" (yea, that ol' line) and then he and a nurse just roll the lady onto her side right in front of me as I stand right next to her in my police uniform and the doc sticks his finger up her butt.

They didn't even draw the curtains. I would have been happy to step out for the lady's privacy if I had known what was coming.
I don't go around wishing bad things on people. I don't wish for any harm to anyone here. But since what goes around has a way of coming around, I do wish for this: that any medical person here, should they ever find themselves a patient, be treated the way they treat their patients, I think that's only fair.
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