First off, let me say that not only do I try to stay away from the ER, I also discourage any friends and family who want to rush in there with a sliver in their finger or my favorite, "a 2 week long pain". I encourage all to go to their PCP, and when they whine that they don't have one, I get online or on the phone to find one for them. I often get calls at 2am re a friend who needs medical advice and I tell them my stock answer: GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR IN THE MORNING!!! I do not give out any medical advice, but I will alert them to the reasons TO go to the ER: fever or diarrhea in an infant >101.9 lasting 24hrs or more, etc. I try to be as compliant with the vows I took in nursing school as possible!
That being said, I have visited myself to the ER in the last 5-10 yrs as follows:
1. I slammed an 8x10 framed picture over my kid's fathers head (picture the cartoon w/the character looking "framed")--he was fine, I, however gashed my hand and needed 7 stitches. (Hey, I was like 20 at the time, and he even admitted that he deserved it--spending our rent money on drugs)
2. One fine summer evening, after my PCP's office was closed, I decided to skip a social science class (6p-9p mon-thurs, yuck), and join my kids and their father (we did have SOME good times) in a nice game of softball at the park. Well, I somehow went wrong catching the big softball and completely dislocated my left ring finger in the process. I was more embarrassed than anything, it did not hurt but it was so badly bent that the tip of the finger touched my pinky with no effort (very disfigured--ewww!). The doc took great care of me and the whole ER had a good laugh at my twisted finger's expense! It did bruise up and hurt later on, especially since I was an admitting clerk at the time and data entry was about 90% of my job!! See what I get for playing hooky from class??!!
3. The worst story of all time for me. Very intense and I cannot believe that I am even going public with this story, but I am overtired and sleepy so here goes: In 2003, I got hip to the whole "shaved look" for what reason, I still am not sure. And you know where I shaved--real sexy. WEEEEEELLLLLL, only I could end up with the WORST case of folliculitis I had ever seen or ever felt (never had so much as a bad pimple on any part of my body before, honest) I could barely sit down. In a word--NIGHTMARE. I went to my doctor, then to my OB/Gyn, all I was given was Keflex and kind words. NO HEALING. I ended up in a ER in Indiana, too embarrassed to go to my job--and the female ER doc did 3, count 'em 3 I/D's on me. Pain 10/10. I had done my own research on the problem and begged her for Bactroban ointment, she gave me the prescription along with Augmentin PO--worked like a charm. Needless to say I am NEVER going near that area w/ an electric shaver or wax or ANYTHING sharp ever again, and while I have always prided myself on EXCELLENT personal hygiene, I am now a germophobe when it comes to my special areas!!!!!!!!!
4. Almost forgot: terrible toothache at 4am, got a shot of Toradol and went to the dentist w/in 3 days for treatment.
I don't think I have abused the system, do you????