Lots of advice, starting with stocking. Now learn the departments stock room inside and out, same with the pantries, and linen closets. Learn to make up a stretcher to the department's specs, which usually varies greatly from how beds are made up on the floors. Memorize the menus so patients won't terrorize you into providing them with some delicacy which simply doesn't exist. Know how to operate and fix wheelchairs. Practice steering stretchers, both empty and occupied. Learn what cleans what and when it gets cleaned. When you get your hands on the Pt Rep's portable phone, guard it with you life and adhere to a 10 minute max on calls. If the phone is going to be used in psych holding, cut it down to 5 minutes. Smile all of the time and always look busy, even if you're only stocking chucks and diapers. Refer all medical questions to the medical staff and avoid oth agreeing and disagreeing with patients and their families. Get healthcare BLS and learn at least one wrestling manuever. Most of all, enjoy the trip, because it sure is a long, strange one!