[canoehead]

Apparently someone has been reading our allnurses' threads...

"Sir, as a nurse, I will clean your ass, I will wipe your ass, I will even stick my fingers up your ass. I will exhaust every effort to save your ass. BUT, I will NOT go so low as to kiss your ass. And rest assuredly, if you continue to make me mad, I will not hesitate to kick your ass! Now plant your ass down or I will take your temperature with my boot!"

http://fingersandtubesineveryorifice.blogspot.com/

You GO sista!

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[racing-mom4]

I saw a shorter version of that on a t-shirt


" I am here to save your ass, not kiss it"

I thought it would be a good gift for nurses week!!

[rjflyn]

Originally Posted by racing-mom4

I saw a shorter version of that on a t-shirt


" I am here to save your ass, not kiss it"

I thought it would be a good gift for nurses week!!

I have said T-shirt. It actually says " I AM AN EMERGENCY ROOM NURSE I AM HERE TO SAVE YOUR ASS NOT KISS IT"

There is a guy that sells them on Ebay from time to time. I every now and again finds its way under my scrubs when i find my self in that mood. I also have one I found at Steve and Barry' s that deals with the less than common sensical people we happen across on occasion. My boss has even gotten a laugh or two out of it.

But seriously I do give each and everyone of my patients the benefit of the doubt.

rj

[Dixielee]

Our ER motto is: You gotta be tough if you are gonna be stupid!"

[crb613]

Ours is: No cure for stupid!

[KckStrt]

I love this stuff!!

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Keep them comin!!!

b eyes

[VivaLasViejas]

I like comedian Ron White's saying: "You can't fix stupid!"

[robgill]

Work smart not hard