D2B of 37 minutes...awesome!
Manager's half of story: "I've been told that you're visiting several of the firehouses, eating meals with them, and being inappropriate with the firemen while they're on duty."
The truth: I was overheard talking about my recent vacation back home, during which I ate lunch at a fire station with old school friends. (Oh, and did I mention that my dad was the chief?)
Someone overheard part of a story, injected their own ideas, and suddenly I was a wh()re!