[obliviousRN]

We've always used OTL - out to lunch for our confused pts.

[MishlB]

FLK...funny looking kid

[healingtouchRN]

DRT: dead right there
CBT: Chronic Biscuit Toxicity (obesity)
ATD: Acute Tylenol Deficiency (fever)
APD: Acute Prozac Deficiency (just guess!)
positive blue legs sign: code blue behind the curtains. (we wear blue scrubs)
I'll have to think of the others....

[KeniRN]

There's always the FOS- full of #&$%

Since I've only ever heard it that way, I was sooo shocked the first time I'd seen it actually written on a official med record and then it dawned on me that it really meant "Full of STOOL"

Can we say "Duh!!!"

[erdiane]

TF BUNDY............TOTALLY FU***ED, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, NOT DEAD YET.

FHHS............FEMALE HISPANIC HYSTERICAL SYNDROME. ( YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE SOUTHWEST TO UNDERSTAND THIS. I AM NOT POLITICALLY MISALIGNED)

[glascow]

DIB = dead in bed (usually severe head injuries on life support)

TFW= turn, feed and water (immobile, unconscious pt on tube feedings requiring bed baths)

[kevro1013]

FTD= fixing to die
Microdeckia=not playing with a full deck
Chartomegaly=chart so big it can't fit in the tube
PID=pus in 'dere
OB/GYN=oh boy-got ya naked!
(by the way I love the cbt=chronic biscuit toxicity)

[JBudd]

Vitamin H deficiency (love that Haldol)

[MAGIK GIRL]

SAS: sick as sh-t

RT: room temperature

ECU: eternal care unit

SFS: stinky foot syndrome

"celestrial transfer"




i like chartomegaly

[harry Krishna]

Originally posted by LPN2Be2004
Code Brown---get the mop and the clean room linen, someone didn't make it to the bathroom.


GOMER---Get out of my emergency room

Frequent Flyer--person who comes in once or twice a month, yet we STILL cannot find the cause of the problem they are describing. Or who come in for more prescriptions.

once or twice a month????????????????? try once or twice a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!