[klcrn1987]

You are either dating or sleeping with a fireman, a cop, or a doctor. If not you claim to hate them because you have either a. been cheated on by them b. too old or ugly for anyone to date you c. a male nurse


I got this one beat----I'm married to a guy that is a firefighter--paramedic AND a cop!!

[bigjim]

If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."

[Christy1019]

Originally Posted by bigjim

If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."

haha i would SO use that but i have "educated crackheads" in my ER lol they come through triage and say "HEY NURSE I NEED 4MG IV PUSH DILAUDID STAT!" lol i don't think i can slip that one past em, but i love it anyways!

[obliviousRN]

Originally Posted by bigjim

If you've ever pointed to the lable on the normal saline IV bag (NaCl) and told the drugseeking patient "I probably shouldn't give you this, the doctor almost never writes an order for it, but this Nackel works on even the worst migraine/fibromyalgia/soft tissue injury/skinned knee. Please keep this quiet."

I just laughed so hard I snorted. This is the best thing I've heard in ages.

[mmutk]

One of the better ones I've seen...

Blee O'Myacin , get a life.

[nC09n34t0]

You know you are a real ER Nurse if your only allergy is to

"bleeomyacin"

When I take it, I want to tell crude ER jokes!