[Marie_LPN, RN]

Wouldn't necessarily limit it to gay ppl, there's some strange heteros out there as well <shuddering, remembering the Garden Hose Couple, that got admitted to the med-surg floor post-op>

[RNin92]

You know, we should really start a thread on the most extraordinary sexual exploits of the ER patient.

Man, the list would be endless!


And who actually thinks shoving ANYTHING up their arse is a good thing?!
Live or inanaimate!


Like I've said before...
Stupid People=Job Security

[Hellllllo Nurse]

Originally Posted by LPN2Be2004

Wouldn't necessarily limit it to gay ppl, there's some strange heteros out there as well <shuddering, remembering the Garden Hose Couple, that got admitted to the med-surg floor post-op>

I took care of a garden hose wife in a psych unit. Same people, or is the garden hose thing common?

[Marie_LPN, RN]

Originally Posted by Hellllllo Nurse

I took care of a garden hose wife in a psych unit. Same people, or is the garden hose thing common?

I don't know if it's common. I don't want to know if it's common or why it's done.

[Darlene K.]

We had a guy come in that swallowed a small doll that his girlfriend had tied to a string. The string came loose and there the doll sat in his stomach. He was very upset that we couldn't just removed thru endoscopy like last time and he would have to go to the O.R. We were all laughing later......why couldn't he be like "normal" people and just stick it up his a.......

[stretch thin]

Best foriegn object inserted where it shouldn't be, is the bathroom plunger. Can we say ouch? You should have seen it on the x-ray. You just kinda of scratch your head and go on. Simple because you know theres more people out there that will top that one.

[Marie_LPN, RN]

Ow, can we say 'splinters'????

[zoeboboey]

Originally Posted by Jeanine

I still can't eat Kelbasa to this day.

Too much, I am still laughing!

[AmyB]

Originally Posted by LPN2Be2004

Wouldn't necessarily limit it to gay ppl, there's some strange heteros out there as well <shuddering, remembering the Garden Hose Couple, that got admitted to the med-surg floor post-op>

And to sound totally ignorant, WHAT?!?!? A garden hose?!?!? How does that work?

[teeituptom]

Originally Posted by AmyB

And to sound totally ignorant, WHAT?!?!? A garden hose?!?!? How does that work?

Trust in this, You dont really want to know