[traumaRUs]

Yo, I was walking down the street mindin my own business, when two dudes started shootin at me!

[MAGIK GIRL]

i think there is a whole "dude" tribe that is spead out all over the world. their goal is to infiltrate your city and cause mayhem. this is done at will and with out reason. tell everyone you know that the "dudes " have arrived!

Originally Posted by JACALA_CL

hey!
i thought those two dudes lived in my city!
(think they are related?)

[RNin92]

Originally Posted by 2ndCareerRN

Watch out for the "dude" brothers. Sometimes singly, but more often in groupsof two or more. They roam the streets at night with nothing better to do than attack poor unsuspecting victims. The victims are often drunk, and all they remember is some dude, or dudes attacked them for no reason.

Yep, those "dudes" are some mean people.

bob

Wow...those dudes sure get around!
Just two nocs ago they showed up in the land of lincoln!!

[athomas91]

what about....are you sexually active..."no"
when was the last time..... "yesterday"......?????
or... could you be pregnant...."no" - do you use birth control...."no"....
the logic of idiots at times fails me....

[RNin92]

Originally Posted by athomas91

what about....are you sexually active..."no"
when was the last time..... "yesterday"......?????
or... could you be pregnant...."no" - do you use birth control...."no"....
the logic of idiots at times fails me....

had a girl in my triage room with her baby and his "life threatening runny nose". she was all of 15. her girlfriend was with her and while i am triaging the baby the girlfriend asksme: "do you guys do pregnany tests here?"

so my 1st thought is "noooo...it's just a HOSPITAL" but i swallow my smart-a$$ reply because, after all, she is all of 15 as well.

so i say: "well, it is an ER and we test if we need to."
now, do i leave well enough alone? of course not. i say:
"why, do you think you are pregnant?" (man...i'm stupid!)

she says: "i dunno"

sooo...i am only SO patient...so i respond:
"well, did you have unprotected sex or not?"

c'mon...guess her answer...


"i dunno"

that sweet little runny-nosed baby was the smartest in the room.

[teeituptom]

I liked the one where the triage nurse walkeda 15 yo girl with sever abd pain to my room and before I could get to see the pt the parents came out yelling she was dying, obviously she wasnt as she was yalling and screaming at the top of her lungs. I go in their to see whats happening just as she screams again and a head pops out. and behind me I hear 2 thuds as her parents pass out and hit the floor. They didnt know she was pregnant. They just thought she was chunky, right.
So after all the excitement and sewing up the girls fathers head from where he hit the floor and getting the girl and the baby upstairs and I catch up on all that paperwork,

I really had some very sharp words to say to that triage nurse.

[erjulie]

reading these posts, and RNin92- I was there that day! That's the same drunk that, when asked for info about his passenger (who was dying), like her name? responded "I don't know what the f...her name is, I only been f........ her for a week!" at the top of his lungs. in front of the attorney-spouse. sad but true. She did die. I don't know what happened to him.

[RNin92]

Originally Posted by erjulie

reading these posts, and RNin92- I was there that day! That's the same drunk that, when asked for info about his passenger (who was dying), like her name? responded "I don't know what the f...her name is, I only been f........ her for a week!" at the top of his lungs. in front of the attorney-spouse. sad but true. She did die. I don't know what happened to him.

jules my friend...with any luck at all he's resting in his orange attire compliments of the state!!

[treddrn]

Everytime I read this post....I laugh and I laugh!!!
Hopefully, I will be joining the ranks of the ER nurses and I will have some "experiences" to share!!

[2ndCareerRN]

The ranks of "dudes" has officially crossed the species barrier.

20 year old, fractured ankle and distal fib, will need surgery and pinning. Was horseback riding and the horse fell on him.

His main c/o, "Man, the horse duded me!!"

I was able to keep from laughing until I left the room. Barely.

bob