[teeituptom]

I just love those immaculate conception patients




keep it in the short grass yall

[VeryPlainJane]

THE SPACEBAR ON MY KEYBOARD IS STICKING. PLEASE EXCUSE THE SLURRED WORDS UNTIL I GET A NEW ONE!



Is it from all the times you spit out your soda pop while reading this board? It happens to me all the time, just keep an extra keyboard on hand! lol

[debRN0417]

Originally Posted by teeituptom

why did he pass out
not enough blood flow to his head


I better stop there shouldnt I

[dspring]

Originally Posted by Stitchie

This one has to be my favorite. 80 years and no episodes? So she finally found out what all the fuss is about, I take it.

Happy episodes to all.

Reminds me of the 30 something year old guy that was having sex with his girl friend and she tensed up and started "shaking" he jumped off her and called the squad. I had to ask the dr just exactly what her Dx was, and sure enough the Dr wrote orgasm down as the dx

[RN92]

And to think..... we get PAID to do this!!!

[CHATSDALE]

ds[romg...loved that dx....must have been an incompetent lover if this was the first time he had seen it

[teeituptom]

Had a funny one the other night, 22 y/o female, blonde and silicone type.
One of those who insists on wearing her hospital gown open to the front. You have all seen the type. Im taking her Temp,orally of course, and she curls her tongue around the thermometer probe and smiles, needless to say I beat a hasty retreat there. I pawned her off on a female nurse to take care of her, who is known for her strict no nonsense ways.
The ER MD went to see her and told her diagnosis and that he was going to give her some medicine to take at home. Good thing the other nurse went in with the MD. The patient after hearing the diagnosis and treatment, looked at the doctor and smiled,then stated,," Like uh,I dont swallow" The no nonsense fem nurse stayed in with the patient and read her the riot act for her immature behaviour. The doctor never went back in the room, but we all had a good laugh at the nurses station.

[Iam46yearsold]

Ive seen a few like this before. Why do they not grow up.

[Hilinenursegrl]

Just tonight my first pt of the evening required 23 Units of insulin. I was talking to the pt and not really noticing what she was doing until I stopped talking to give the shot, she had her pants down. I said, "Oh no I give this to you in the back of the arm" She looks right at me and replies, "Oh, I'm used to getting it in the butt" As fast as she said it she turned red and tried to explain herself. All of us in the room were laughing so hard it was awhile before I could give the shot.

[Iam46yearsold]

It always gets better