It is out of control!
I was "doing" my letters and it hit me.
What can you spell with all that stuff (and who cares!):
RN, CEN, CCRN, CTRN, CFRN, BBA, MSN(c), CC/NREMT-P, TNCC(IC), ENPC(IC), PHTLS(I), ACLS(I), PALS(I), PNCCT, TNATC, ATLS(audit), NRP, AMLS, HazMaz-Operations, FF, CMTE
and the BIG QUESTION - would any of this really matter?
But my personal favorite is:
EIEIO
Yep, thats right - a tribute to Old MacDonald