[luvin it]

Originally Posted by bemory

I work on a Cardiac floor.. I asked my patient what activity he was doing when he experienced chest pain.. He replied ummm it was either cocaine or crack.

Patients...God love 'em...LOLOLOL

[ER_RN07]

Originally Posted by TraumaInTheSlot

Some ER's have patients who walk in to triage fill out a triage slip with name and chief complaint. they are always interesting due to misspellings and funny things that people write. care to share some funny ones with us?

ill go first, one girl wrote as her symptoms...."east infection"

Got one the other day

"I'm just drunk, and dont feel good" (been there before hee hee!)

Today got this one:

"burns when I pee, been dripping for 3 weeks" this was a male pt. eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelbsn]

Funniest c/o I've ever had:

Passed out while sleeping

[Biffs25]

So not a sign in slip...but a phone call....

Patient: "Hi I was wondering if your ER was busy right now?"
Me: "Sir the waiting room is empty right now, but that could change any minute"
Patient:"Ok, well my doctor said I have some sort of hernia or something, I wanted to see how busy you were before I come in"
Me: "well, like I said its empty now, but that could change"
Patient: "so what you're saying is if I hurry my herniated @$$ up I'll be ok?"

[Boe]

"Bump inbetween butt cheeks" hemorrhoids

[maturner]

"I's gotz da krabs in my pants"

[DutchgirlRN]

My Timex quits ticking. (Arrythmia's)

[LPN1974]

Originally Posted by traumakimmy

rectal humor is always funny.

another classic was a man in his 70's said he was at work and developed diarrhea. so not wanting to leave work decided to stick a lightbulb (big end first) into his bum so that he could finish his shift. after the xray he decided to sign out AMA. we all thought he'd be back within hours "but" he never did.

I would love to hear that person tell how he accomplished that!

[erdiane]

"I have a sist in virginia."

I thought..........well, I have a sister in Nebraska, but I don't go to the ER for that!

(Had a vaginal cyst)

[erdiane]

"swelling in my growing"