This story cracks me up every time I tell it.....
I have a good friend who is very book smart, but when it comes to common sense, well.....let's just say it isn't her strong point.....
One day, my friend was attempting to make chocolate chip cookies. While mixing the batter, rather than using a spatula to get the batter off the sides of the bowl, she used her finger instead. Yup, she got her index finger stuck in the beaters and had to go to the emergency room!

No one could get it off and finally the janitor ended up using some tool to cut it off!
Just so you know, it took six months of physical therapy before she could bend and straighten her finger! Ugh....that girl!

LOL