[walk6miles]

So here is the scenario: step-down for by-pass surgery/thorocotomy patients..first time in the unit; 3 patients - one DOS, the other two matching thorocotomy with "issues".
I was assigned to this floor the past two days - I never complain about my assignment from Central Staffing BUT, these ignorant women wouldn't take time to say HI, let alone show me where things were....the paper work is redundant - paper plus computer and the flow sheet doesn't flow, you need an interpretor.
The oldest RN (not in charge) for my 2 nights is what I call a "pot stirrer" - you know, if it's quiet, she will have to start something so she can either be a martyr or a saviour...
One of my patients went bad mid-shift - I got orders for boluses, Dopamine, the usual. She "volunteered" to go over to CVICU across the hall and retrieve Hespan - I stupidly trusted her and asked her to update the charge who was over there for most of the night....
When Charge came around 3 hours later, I pulled her aside and said I would like to update her on my patient....she started yelling "why wasn't I told"... I said, I asked Nurse Ratchet to update you when she went for the Hespan.... she said, '"OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE SAID SHE HAD TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE DROWNING"....it took every bit of will power....I straightened things out with her and went about my business.
They sent me back there last night and she started some more crap the minute I left for lunch. The same patient had pain-control issues all day, the daughter was so upset she threatened the day nurse ... I had the woman comfortable or I would never have left for the brief time it took to drop off some stuff on another floor for a friend who wanted to borrow some CCRN prep books.... I return and the ***** is in my room - BOTh my pain patient and my nutty patient (who finally slept) were up and awake....she said she heard my patient moaning.... the roommate said that the nurse came in and woke them both up...now she is nutty but not confused.
I was confronted with her present by the Charge (a different charge) and I explained what I had done, what I had planned, etc.... he later took me aside and apologized and said to the effect she is a schemer.
To cap it off, no one answered the call light in the corner room near mine so I did....the guy wanted a drink - done....I leave the room, the light goes on again, oops, a mistake....I turn it off and as I leave the room, it trips again..... I discover he has turned the control over and laid it on his knee and the knee is just enough to set it off...I fix it and as I leave the room and walk down the hall, I hear the ***** say: " geez, can't she even fix a call light".
Thanks, needed to vent.......

[ZASHAGALKA]

In my experience, it's always better to hide the crime instead of the body.

~faith,
Timothy.

[santhony44]

You know what they say:
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!!

Sorry you have to put up with this mess.

I wonder if it ever occurs to anyone on that floor that there may be a reason people don't want to work there??

[VivaLasViejas]

**snort**

[martha joan]

Is there a laundry Chute on the floor?

[rnmomtobe2010]

I agree with Martha Joan!!! OMG she fell!! HELP!!!SOMEBODY!!!ANYBODY!!!!

[End Game RN]

Hey Walk6miles

...down here, in South Florida, we have a saying (not in the general population) that goes something like this....."Gators get rid of evidence". Invite this individual down here for an "Everglades adventure".

Sounds like this person is insecure and a major trouble maker. I'm pretty laid back, however, these fights I win!!!
"Crush, Kill, Destroy" Now what television program did this come from?

Good Luck!! water on a duck and all that.

End Game RN

[nitewarrior]

I disagree with the laundry chute theory however the dumpster is where the trash belongs

[Jolie]

I wouldn't worry too much about hiding the evidence. It sounds like you would be hailed as the unit hero for solving this particular staffing problem.

[nservice]

Don't worry about hiding the body...just have an air-tight alibi. I'm sure your coworkers will give you one!!!