[yrparsons2002]

Every lab has a autoclave, some are smaller than others, so if your lab has one of the smaller ones you just have to burn them in shifts.

[RNgonewild]

why bother hiding the body? If she's a lazy one, just stick her in a chair and no one will notice that's she's dead for months. Oh yea, put her by a vent. lol

[caroladybelle]

Originally Posted by santhony44

You know what they say:
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies!!

Actually for some of us...

"Friends bail you out of jail. Real friends are sitting right beside in the jail cell, saying, Man, that was really cool!"

(spoken as someone that got in a "little"(nonjailed) trouble in NYC and now gets flagged at the airport from then to eternity)

Several Thoughts:

- Leave them in a bed, in an unused part of the facility. What's to say transport didn't drop them off there by accident.

- Ever seen "Sweeny Todd". Non of the staff ever actually have time to eat in that brand new cafeteria, anyway.

- In central Florida, every back yard is near a lake or a sinkhole - take your pick. Not to mention the deserted phosphate mines, that are now radioactive.

- Given that the buzzards in the neighborhood, are eating parts of the roof, well..... - Unfortunately they also regurgitate frequently to feed the young and that COULD be an issue.

- Anyone building a bridge, pouring a road, or a basement, thereabouts?

- Wheelchair them to the nearest jail, dump the body out and notify the media about the latest jail abuse scandel.

- Start whispering about the patient/family member that threatened "X". When "X" doesn't show up for a few days, someone will leak the rumor.

[squeakykitty]

Originally Posted by RNgonewild

why bother hiding the body? If she's a lazy one, just stick her in a chair and no one will notice that's she's dead for months. Oh yea, put her by a vent. lol

And use a lot of room deodorizer. Of course she will have to be dusted off once in a while.

[Sabby_NC]

Nahhhhhhhh getting close to gardening time again.
Put her out as one of those scarecrows to keep the birdies away from the veggies LOL

[SaderNurse05]

We used to talk about the merits of a bathtub in a field filled with nitric acid....Seriously there are some people who are really good at pushing buttons. Hope she has settled down or changed careers.

[squeakykitty]

Originally Posted by Sabby_NC

Nahhhhhhhh getting close to gardening time again.
Put her out as one of those scarecrows to keep the birdies away from the veggies LOL

Great idea. Put the body to good use.

[libra1]

Brav0 4 U! It S0undz Az U Handled Da Situati0n Appr0priate N Pr0fessionally:} N My Experience, Nursez Like Nurse Ratchet, Lack Self-C0nfindence N R Ntimidated By Nursez Such Az UrSelf! But I Definetly Understand Ur Frustrati0n!

[elizabells]

Originally Posted by caroladybelle

- Ever seen "Sweeny Todd". Non of the staff ever actually have time to eat in that brand new cafeteria, anyway.

That's what I was thinking. Everyone's always complaining about hospital food, I doubt anyone would notice...

[TalldiNY]

You would have to find a stretcher and leave her on the elevator.