So many of the things already mentioned would improve our patient rooms. We recently got new cardiorespiratory monitors, and they're beautiful... but they're on wall-mounted arms at the head of the bed, and are suspended so high you need to be 7 feet tall or Inspector Gadget to make changes to parameters or review events. All our electrical outlets are also along that head wall. Put a pump tree holding 20 pumps in one corner, the bed in the center and a ventilator, nitric oxide and heliox in the other corner, then wheel in an ECMO circuit, and try to plug the sucker in!

The blood fridge for ECMO goes into one of the corners near the front of the room. Interspersed with the electrical outlets we find our suction valves, oxygen and medical air... a foot above the floor. We use sump chest tubes on our fresh cardiacs, the cones for which have to be passed along the side of the bed to the head, dropped down behind the bed then threaded through behind the pump trees (always 2 when the patient first arrives, ours and the OR's) and then attached to a canister and the suction regulated. Oh, and then we have to measure the output from the chest tube(s) q30 minutes for the first four hours... (Is it any wonder I have housemaid's knee?)

Oh!! Even better... let's put two ventilated patients into the room together. We'll just bring in the monitor-on-wheels and put it up there by the head wall too.

We do have good lighting, and smooth no-threshold flooring, a supplies cart that holds all manner of important things, and a bar fridge to store meds in. We should have thermometers and diaper scales in each room, since they're often used for isolation, but we don't. In fact, we only have four of each for the whole unit... 16 beds.