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  1. You might be a nurse if...
  2. New name - old disorder
  3. Things You'd Like to Say on Your Last Day of Work
  4. Waxing hysterical
  5. Your Favorite one liner used with patients
  6. Gotta Love Mom
  7. Dumb Halloween joke
  8. Cardiologist
  9. The Guy From Wichita Falls
  10. The nurse want ad
  11. The Ranks of a Hospital
  12. Shingles
  13. Nursing 16 years and learned something new...
  14. THINGS you've said when you're late for work
  15. anal about bowel movements
  16. Patient is a famous star
  17. Crabby Old Woman
  18. The Broken Picker
  19. HCA forgets the curtains are open
  20. GI Joke, anyone?
  21. Sterile field contamination?
  22. Pica
  23. Picabo Street
  24. 501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!
  25. Need you quick wit....
  26. Good Nursing Joke....
  27. The Knob
  28. The Old Swedish Firetruck
  29. Liver and Cheese
  30. Da Boss
  31. unbelievable....but true!
  32. Nsg Staff / Shortage Cartoons
  33. Investments for 2006
  34. The Outhouse
  35. Is this true?????
  36. You might consider a new medical plan IF:
  37. This guy doesn’t know about bed scales!
  38. 9 simple rules for the smart @$$ prankster.
  39. I've Been Afflicted With Yet Another Virus
  40. Yeah, I was very tired...
  41. I'm not that big a jerk!
  42. Open mouth, insert foot.
  43. Graduate nurses vs. Experienced Nurses
  44. The Wheels of Life
  45. Read this- TRUE STORY! You're never gona believe this...
  46. I got punked...
  47. Compression boots or ???
  48. relax doc...
  49. you might be a nurse if...
  50. Has anyone seen the ED Math Quiz?
  51. You Might Be A Nursing Student If......
  52. Some Jokes...
  53. Good Housekeeping Baby Book (c) 1969
  54. Nursing survival gifts...
  55. Spur of the moment!
  56. A joke
  57. How about your favorite Old Wives Tales related to health?
  58. Salary query
  59. Oversensitive wives
  60. GI Rounds
  61. Let's play a little game...
  62. Period
  63. His wife died
  64. And so it goes....
  65. just had to share my funnies from clinicals today...
  66. Farm Joke
  67. Which emoticons do you find the most amusing?
  68. Knock Knock Joke
  69. A monkey could do your job
  70. A very important lesson to learn: LISTEN CAREFULLY
  71. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
  72. Viagra joke (as told to me by an 91 year old pt)
  73. How to give your cat a pill.
  74. Fun at the nursing desk! LOL
  75. An old couple go to the doctor.
  76. The parrot in the clinic!
  77. Sometimes you just get gitty! LOL!
  78. Ewwww....Xenical! (warped sense of humor only)
  79. Favorite, Fun, Weird, and Scandalous Symptoms and Diagnosis…
  80. Best & Worst April Fool's Pranks
  81. The town psychic
  82. Nurse Nancy
  83. Mental Health Humor
  84. Priceless!!!
  85. New Hospital Wing
  86. The New Alphabet
  87. Husband Store
  88. You know the family is nuts when...
  89. Pregnancy Dictionary
  90. old...but so true and funny
  91. Another Email
  92. Got this in an email
  93. My favorite joke of the week....
  94. Five doctors go duck hunting
  95. Sir, do you know where you are?
  96. don't tick off a nurse!!!
  97. Math Quiz
  98. New Nursind DX not approved by "NADA"
  99. Don't ask me...
  100. memory games
  101. Myra Maines
  102. Spell Check
  103. Cars vs Computers
  104. Run get it...scrub tech student!
  105. The Ostrich
  106. most disgusting thing I ever saw
  107. The Blonde Cowboy
  108. New Computer Viruses
  109. The 13th Cranial nerve
  110. Kinda Cute
  111. Anal Glaucoma
  112. Something To Brighten Your Day.
  113. For those of us with a heavy foot...
  114. Question And Answer!
  115. Funny Signs
  116. New Vocabulary
  117. $$$$ to be made!!
  118. Did any one miss me?
  119. Nurstoons!!!
  120. Tips and Tricks I Have Taught Caregivers
  121. Codes for the Holidays
  122. nurse anesthetist stories from the OR
  123. Keeping Appearances
  124. A little Medical Terminology fun
  125. The 12 Days of Christmas
  126. Working in Assisted Living Land
  127. Geri-Claus
  128. what is Downey?
  129. Deadly Housekeeper
  130. Nursing in 2004
  131. Nursing in 2004
  132. Real Chart Bloopers! Hillarious, you can see how these easily but stupidly happened!
  133. Laughing...
  134. When a proctologist and psychiatrist get together
  135. Male Mammogram
  136. 33 Things You May Not Need To Know , BUT, you will find VERY INTERESTING!
  137. Check Out The Back Cover of November's AJN!!
  138. funny baby shot poster
  139. Rules For Quick & Easy Housekeeping
  140. Some Duhs
  141. You might be a nurse if.......
  142. I've been looking for signs of burnout, I found them...
  143. New Psych Diagnosis
  144. Full moon stories!
  145. Riding Lawnmower
  146. Charting Bloopers
  147. About teenagers....
  148. OR jokes
  149. Another dumb blonde joke
  150. charting humor
  151. How to avoid the flu without getting a shot
  152. You might be in the medical field if....
  153. Pee Joke
  154. The Burial
  155. Lost but not alone!
  156. Trick or Treating in LTC...
  157. Pacific Northwest According 2 Jeff Foxworthy
  158. Hospital Bloopers
  159. Funniest thing a new nurse said/charted/asked...
  160. Why We Were Created
  161. Nurses getting revenge
  162. Red Hat
  163. My Choice for Presidential Candidate in 2008
  164. Story from Male Nurse Friend of Mine..Funny!
  165. Recommended Reading Nursing Books List (joke)
  166. Speak up for the older folk
  167. Condoms from China
  168. stormy night
  169. You know you've been a nurse too long when:
  170. Nursing home police
  171. Difference Between a New Nurse and an Old Nurse
  172. Fear Factor, Nurse Style, Five Stunts... lol
  173. Maude & Mabel
  174. This is Serious.....Please Read!!!
  175. Guy's Rules
  176. The most embarrasing thing you've done at work!
  177. "Pardon Me, May I Kiss Your Feet?" Stories of doctors who want to rule the Earth
  178. Perks of Being Over 50.
  179. My "Duh" moment in my first day of nursing school clinical
  180. Add to the story....
  181. Real 911 calls.....
  182. This is just the best ! and it's true !
  183. Nursing Shortage Cartoon
  184. You know its going to be a bad shift when...
  185. You know you're a nurse when....
  186. Shingles
  187. The Conversation in the Desert
  188. Cleaning Poem
  189. More Laffs from Fran's Library of Laughter
  190. Cyber Kids
  191. Get Over Here & Clean My Screen!!
  192. Tickle me Elmo
  193. How many times do you poop a day
  194. Idea's for a unit movie "scrubdance" film festival
  195. Admitting Diagnosis
  196. Share Your Saying
  197. Ortho poetry
  198. Living Will
  199. Share your mnemonics and tricks
  200. Just a Little Poem
  201. Funny Funny Gross Gross!!!!
  202. share the weirdest reasons patients push the call light for
  203. Pregnant at 63
  204. CNA Abuse??
  205. Dr. Phil
  206. Premature man-o-pause
  207. Definitions
  208. difference between a Graduate Nurse and an experienced Nurse...
  209. And You Think YOUR Job Stinks.......
  210. When I Say I'm Broke...I'm Broke
  211. Only In America!!
  212. 123 for??
  213. Height of precaution !!!
  214. Random Acts of Lunacy
  215. Patients say the funniest things!
  216. A little funny story...
  217. Wisdom
  218. Nursing Student gaffs
  219. A nurses life!
  220. The RN, EMT and MD
  221. Elderly woman and her CNA! LOL!
  222. Whitest Smile or How to get that mouth REALLY Clean!
  223. Share your funniest Nursing jokes!
  224. Chest tubes
  225. Warm Milk
  226. Funny story
  227. Compare specialties!
  228. We Need Her
  229. Hospital charts
  230. What nursing ads/job descriptions REALLY mean...LOL!
  231. Full Moon Tales
  232. What's the funniest thing you've heard a patient say?
  233. Student nurse
  234. Random Acts of Lunacy
  235. How many (fill in the blank)s does it take to change a light bulb?
  236. Be careful what you say...LOL!
  237. Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
  238. funny charting errors
  239. Advanced Directive? Hmmm
  240. This Is Funny!!!
  241. MD's Professional Behavior?
  242. Warning...Don't Eat Chicken Sandwiches
  243. April fools got me!
  244. the Address on Public Health Warnings
  245. National Slap Your Co-worker Day, a joke
  246. Oh Those PMS Blues!!
  247. You know it is going to be a bad day in the ER when...
  248. Best Smarta** answers of 2004 !
  249. Chinese Proverbs.. Phrases to live by !
  250. Cyanide???