Student nurse - joke

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    Student Nurse

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
    heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
    procedure.

    A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
    sponge bath.

    "Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
    testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
    Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
    black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
    about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
    and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
    gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
    the other, lifting and moving them around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
    nothing wrong with them, Sir."

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
    says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
    wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....
    ..
    "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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  2. 3 Comments...

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    Just have to say I was literally laughing out loud when I read this, had to explain to the wife what I was reading...(she liked it too)
    Thanks for the laugh!!!!
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    Quote from JentheRN05
    Student Nurse

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
    heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
    procedure.

    A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
    sponge bath.

    "Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
    testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
    Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
    black?"

    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
    about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
    and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
    gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
    the other, lifting and moving them around.

    Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
    nothing wrong with them, Sir."

    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
    says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
    wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....
    ..
    "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
    Thansk for the laugh!!!
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    lmao....thats something i would do!


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