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Student Nurse
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....
..
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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Aug 23, 2005, 06:22 AM
Just have to say I was literally laughing out loud when I read this, had to explain to the wife what I was reading...(she liked it too)
Thanks for the laugh!!!!
| | No. 2 |
Aug 23, 2005, 09:45 AM
Lol Originally Posted by JentheRN05 Student Nurse
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but... listen very, very closely.....
..
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
Thansk for the laugh!!!
| | No. 3 |
Aug 23, 2005, 09:52 AM
lmao....thats something i would do!
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