What not to say / do while you are in the ER... - page 2

If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse... Read More

  1. by   RNin92
    Patient: "You CANNOT keep me here against my will"
    RN: "Really!??!"

    Patient is in 4-point restraints. Hmmmmm...

    :angryfire


    Patient: "If you dont get that IV on the first try, I'm leaving!"
    RN: "Oh, THAT'LL teach me!"

  2. by   kmchugh
    Quote from traumaRUs
    "No MF white bi$%h is gonna stick me!" Wanna bet???
    "No a$$***e is going to put a needle that size (18 ga) into me!"

    "Okey Dokey!" while reaching for the 16 gauge.
  3. by   NYCRN16
    Quote from Squeeta2
    How about "I can't pee in a cup" Guess what? I can help, let me go grab a catheter Mr.Man...I'll be right back. Please note gleam in eye... Why don't you give it just 1 more try while I'm gone?? Miracles of miracles there is a speciman in that cup on my return!! LOL
    AMEN TO THIS! Works every time!!
  4. by   NYCRN16
    [QUOTE=kmchugh
    "Okey Dokey!" while reaching for the 16 gauge.[/QUOTE]



    Or maybe the 14..
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Quote from ER-RN2
    If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyew
  6. by   Baby Catcher
    Quote from ER-RN2
    If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse


    I can just see it. He puts his pants back on after getting cultured and he looks over at you all suave and debonair and says, "so hey baby, did you like what you saw?" YUCK!!!
  7. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    Quote from athomas91
    not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

    wanna bet??

    I've been told that, too!

    Thank goodness I did get it on the first try!
  8. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    Quote from RNin92
    ..........

    Patient: "If you dont get that IV on the first try, I'm leaving!"
    RN: "Oh, THAT'LL teach me!"

    Cracking up at that one!
  9. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    How about the ones that say "I'm not going to be a pt here anymore!"

    Well, boo-hoo-hoo, baby.
  10. by   MrsWampthang
    Quote from RNin92


    Patient: "If you dont get that IV on the first try, I'm leaving!"
    RN: "Oh, THAT'LL teach me!"

    Spitting my drink all over my screen!
  11. by   nursepenny
    Originally Posted by RNin92
    ..........

    Patient: "If you dont get that IV on the first try, I'm leaving!"
    RN: "Oh, THAT'LL teach me!"




    Don't let the door knob hit ya where the Good Lord split ya!!! Here let me hold the door for ya!!!!
  12. by   kateb
    in response to ER RN2.. I love it when you're going to give the shot of rocephin and these big boys ask you to turn your back while they drop their pants....uhhhhh...hello, if you would have kept your pants up before.....I wouldn't have to turn my back...you wouldn't be needing this shot!!!!
  13. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Quote from kateb
    in response to ER RN2.. I love it when you're going to give the shot of rocephin and these big boys ask you to turn your back while they drop their pants....uhhhhh...hello, if you would have kept your pants up before.....I wouldn't have to turn my back...you wouldn't be needing this shot!!!!

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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