Re: What made you decide to do ER Nursing?
For me it was the fast-paced world of medicine.
I mean, where else can you go and work 12-hrs and give up your lunch break most of the time?
To live off maybe 2 diet Cokes and perhaps 1 trip to the bathroom all shift?
I almost considered starting smoking because most smokers WILL take all their breaks.
Hmmm, sometimes it's the satisfaction of telling that woman that came in for chronic knee pain for the past 8 months (and it became an emergency @ 2:30 a.m.) that she doesn't meet emergency criteria and has to wait for "just a little while".
Maybe it's the puke, diarrhea, and foley catheters... well, the smell anyway. Ooooh, GI Bleed <sniff-sniff> Love it.
Speaking of smells.... Nothing quite like the smell of a homeless, unkempt alcoholic that drinks Listerine to get high.
The metabolized listerine coming through those pores will make you forget really quickly they're also incontinent bowel & bladder (for the past week).
Seekers! Gotta mention the seekers. The patients that spend more time in the ER than YOU do and they PAY you to be there.
What seems to be the trouble tonight? Back Pain? Abdominal Pain, Headache? The duragesic patches, methadone and oxycontin don't seem to be doing anything for you??? Wow.
The percocet-10's don't seem to work any more for your "breakthrough" pain. Hmmmmm, that's strange.
Are you allergic to any medications? All NSAIDS, Toradol, Codeine, Lortab, Ultram, and Haldol. Thought so...
(anyone telling you they're allergic to Haldol, BIG RED FLAG)
What seems to work <cough-cough>...? Starts with a "D"??? Demerol, Dilaudid? Oh yea.
Naaaah, none of that. It's the blood and guts. Trauma!
-The man vs. Car... Motorcycle v. Truck... Truck v. Train. (How do you get hit by a train really. Not like they swerve to take you out).
-The person that pours the gasoline on the fire to "get it going better".
-The one that thought he could make that jump.
-The one that was walking down the street minding his own business that got shot by "a couple of dudes"
-That guy that crashed that only had "3 beers" with a ETOH level of 426
The list goes on and on. I just love it. Wouldn't do anything else...
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