the Subpoena Blues

  1. Im singing a song
    called the subpoena blues
    got one a month ago
    for a pt 2 yrs ago

    Today I forgot to show
    went golfing instead
    sun was shining
    now I may need a jailhouse bed

    Moral of the blues
    if they give you that subpoena
    dont forget to go
    Might be a fine
    might be some time in jail
    I find out tomorrow

    ohhhhhhhhhhhh
    I got them subpoena blues
    oooohhhhhhh,,, yes
    I got them subpena blues


    thank you
    thank you
    I gots to go
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  2. 40 Comments

  3. by   caroladybelle
    Do you need me to bake a cake with a file in it???

    or would it be better to buy you lots of cigarettes for trade with your new spouse, Rambo??????
  4. by   RNin92
    Sorry, Tom...
    If I would have read this post first I wouldn't have made a crack about wearing orange on your other new thread tonight...

    But, I'm sure orange will look LOVELY on you!

    And I am sure Mrs. "Prisoner #74659275" AKA Tom can visit often...

    Ok...do we need to take up a collection for the "Get Tom outta jail" Fund or what???!!??!?

  5. by   NursesRmofun
    eeeeew...yuk.....not much fun there in court anyway!

    Good luck! :uhoh21:
  6. by   VivaLasViejas
    If I were you, I'd make sure to show up bright and early at the court clerk's desk to explain why you missed your appearance. I once forgot about a jury summons, and a couple days later I received a VERY strongly worded missive from the court advising me I was going to be charged with contempt of court if I didn't get my butt down there PDQ and explain myself. You don't want to mess with the legal system, believe me.....they'll mess with you right back, and you'll lose!! :uhoh21:
  7. by   BabyRN2Be
    I hope everything does work out OK. We love your words o' wisdom. I don't think they'd let you have access to allnurses.com from jail. Seriously, if you go down and explain yourself (if you can, we sure can't... ), things might work out OK.

    Nice song though... :chuckle
  8. by   teeituptom
    I will talk a blue streak
    to avoid the Orange scrubs
  9. by   RNin92
    Quote from teeituptom
    I will talk a blue streak
    to avoid the Orange scrubs
    "Scrubs" ?!!?
    Is THAT what you are telling yourself?!
    Ahhhhhhh...
    Denial is a powerful thing!!
    :chuckle

    When you go to explain yourself...
    You might want to skip the part about the nice day...
    Had to go golfing...

    Just sayin'...
  10. by   RNin92
    Hey...

    And I hear Mark Gregarious (sp?) might be free to represent you!

    Michael Jackson appears to be all through with him!





    Man...I hope I got his name right...otherwise this is a REALLY stupid post!!!

    Ah well...it won't be the last time I'm stupid!
  11. by   teeituptom
    unfortunately its not my first time either, to miss a subpoena
  12. by   RNin92
    Quote from teeituptom
    unfortunately its not my first time either, to miss a subpoena
    Oooooo...
    That's probably not good!

    I'll pray for a different Judge and DA than last time!!
  13. by   veetach
    So what happened? Are you in Jail? :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    I hear even the worst day golfing is better than the best day in court, Tom.
  14. by   RNin92
    Quote from veetach
    So what happened? Are you in Jail? :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

    I hear even the worst day golfing is better than the best day in court, Tom.
    Do they let you go online in "The Big House"?!!?
    :chuckle

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