Registration Typos - page 2

Okay, this is a spin off on the triage complaint thread. You know how sometimes when the registration clerks enter the chief complaint or diagnosis into the EMR, they sometimes goof up? What are... Read More

  1. Visit  Ginagate profile page
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    There's a guy who comes into my ED almost every night with random complaints most recently he was suffering from "salted food made me itchy" the triage note simply said "salt"
  2. Visit  thelema13 profile page
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    "Gullblutter Pin" turned out to be "Gallbladder pain"

    "Bloody pens" meant "bloody penis"
  3. Visit  thelema13 profile page
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    Quote from N1colina
    Okay, this is not a complaint but this thread reminded me of it and had to share:

    There was a mother that named her baby, "Dinasty" pronounced like the word, "Dynasty" but the reason she named her kid that was "because we was doin da nasty when we made her" cracks me up every time!!
    Honest to God, had a 3 month old brought in by the name of Toiletta, because the mother ended up birthing her into a toilet. People in Florida........
  4. Visit  N1colina profile page
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    Quote from thelema13

    Honest to God, had a 3 month old brought in by the name of Toiletta, because the mother ended up birthing her into a toilet. People in Florida........
    Hahaha that's great!
  5. Visit  uRNmyway profile page
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    God, do people not think of their kids and how people will be to them when they grow up? How mean will kids be in school with a kid called Toiletta? Or how seriously will prospective employers take someone with that name...ugh...
  6. Visit  Christy1019 profile page
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    Quote from sandyfeet
    I'm a victim of the "text generation". Last week at work I saw a chief of "brb vomit" and all I could think of was "be right back vomit"! Which kind of made sense in it's own weird way!
    Haven't read these all yet so sorry if this was addressed already, but I'm thinking that they meant bright red blood when they said brb lol

    BeLLaRN


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