Specialties Emergency
Published Dec 8, 2011
My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.
nuangel1, BSN, RN
707 Posts
one of our regulars ,comes in almost daily drunk.sobers up d/c."nappy the usual"
Ruby Vee, BSN
17 Articles; 14,031 Posts
"bed one is seizing. he's been seizing all night."
"bed two just got back from surgery. we don't know what he had done."
"bed three is gonna die. 'nuff said."
this was an actual report . . . and i was floating to the floor to do charge. the only other person who worked there was an na. she didn't know anything, either. rough night!
on eagles wings, ASN, RN
1 Article; 1,035 Posts
keep them coming... i am cracking up!!!
BelgianRN
190 Posts
Three of my favourites
Box 3 is a bird for the cat.
He is a hypoxic crawler, enough said.
*open PDMS and see a long list of medical history, meds etc.*
Nurse replies: this sums up to 160 kg stuffed on 160 cm.
LaterAlligator
239 Posts
"Room 15 is less nuts today, she doesn't think we're trying to kill her and her blanket isn't being used as a helmet anymore."
cityknitty_RN
31 Posts
THIS is funny. And oh, so true.
When I was in school, this happened to me ALL the time. But now, when students come to me with report, I can't help but giggle to myself and think ohhh how thorough you are.
Lynx25, LPN
331 Posts
"201 just tried to shank me, and slapped everyone else. See ya."
PetERNurse
51 Posts
"521 is a babysit. When he goes to bite you just toss the pill in the back of his mouth."
kvsherry
44 Posts
Along the same lines, from the surgeon...
"you're not going to save him".
Robublind
143 Posts
He came back today, you had him yesterday, nothing changed.
poopprincess
135 Posts
Mr. J is sitting in bed being Mr. J.