"Sir,..you've shredded your penis!" - page 2

As a lot of you know, l am an ER nurse...and as most ER nurses know, it takes a lot to impress an ER nurse with a twisted sense of humor....... Let me start by saying that last Monday was drunks... Read More

  1. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
  2. by   teeituptom
    I say OUCHIES as Im sitting here with my legs crossed protectively
  3. by   Iam46yearsold
    We all see this periodically. gotten to be fairly common.
  4. by   MadzDAD
    LMAO.... Reminds me...Working with my over eager preceptee today, she says to me, when talking about how many pts she can handle for the next day...."I'll take your whole load..." (I'm a guy...) Couldn't stop laughing...
  5. by   Larry77
    Reminds me of the time I had to use the ring cutter on a guy's penis after he used his wedding ring as a ring of a "pleasure". His wife had the flattest affect at the bedside I've ever seen. They were the most "normal" looking couple...the ones that sit behind you in church...
  6. by   Iam46yearsold
    Never know who you will meet in church, or what they are up to

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