Quotables!

So, we have this fantastic lady, who over the last couple of weeks has come out with some of the best quotes I've ever heard from her.

She has a big, BIG personality, loves to call "STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!! I don't know how!!" as people are leaving.

The other day, she proclaimed that she had a CADILLAC in her eye (cataract!), and that the sore bit on her leg is CELERY-itis (cellulitis)!!! All done with complete nonchalance! (And when we try and help her with pronounciation she just laughs and says "oh yeeeaaahh!!").

I love her immensely. She always makes me smile.

Do you have any great quotes/stories??