Things that old people have in common

What are some things you've observed about your residents that make you laugh because they're ALL the same way? Mine are:

They can't live without tissues. You take their clothes off at the end of the night and tissues come flying out of the sleeves. You can't take them to the dining room without putting the box of tissues in their lap before you head out, or they freak. They use 3 tissues out of a new box and start to get worried they might run out so they put the call bell on to request another box.

They want to wear the same clothes every day. You have to sneak stuff into the laundry because every night it's "I can wear that tomorrow" even though they've been wearing it for 3 days. When you clean out a resident's closet you run into tons of items you've never laid eyes on before because they might have a wardrobe bursting with clothes but they rotate the same 3 outfits all the time.

Sugar-Free Werther's... they all have a stash.