Murphy's Law of CNA's!

Running late on your completes cause the pharmacy was slow, find out you got 2 feeder's. First 1 u go 2 is alert, sitting up and talking Yes!!! This is gonna be quick. But lo and behold, after every spoonful, he starts talking.

What I thought would be 15min turns into 45min ! Can some1 say "life story".

The second you clean a patient up from a BM from hell and change their linens they have ANOTHER giant BM...Ugh...I hate when that happens! It seems that it happens whenever you're running behind on your rounds.

complete with gas!

Indeed! LOL
Will practically run you out of a room!

Yeah they always have to fart whenever their butt is facing you... never when you turn them the other way.

And people with leg braces and other things they have to wear every day are always the ones who end up having diarrhea down their leg.

Sooooooo true! Had 1 this weekend w/ leg brace, the brace had poop on the side that she couldn't turn off of! Very ornary, alternated btwn cursing us & screaming. Talked mess the whole time. Took over 1hr!!!! lol

Had 2 farters today! That was hilarious cause wouldn't u know it, my face caught the brunt of it. lol thnxs fuzzy!

We have one lady who is very particular about how her pericare is done. She's totally with it and has a whole bag of products for different things. One day I rolled her (fortunately towards me) and she farted. A whole cloud of powder poofed out :lol That totally cracked me up, I've never actually SEEN a fart before

OMG!! HILARIOUS

ROFL!!! Way too funny!

I never swear/curse when I'm working, but the moment I do there's my supervisor standing behind me!!!!!!! For crying out loud, every dang time that happens to me!!! The other day I had a major code brown and had gotten it all over my new shoes! I was in the hallway cleaning them up a bit and my friend asked me what I was doing and I said, "Oh, just cleaning the S*** off of my new shoes!" Lo and behold there was the DON standing right behind me. Good thing thing she has a sense of humor. She laughed and said, "Don't ya just hate when that happens!" PHEW!!!