New or newer CRNAs...your thoughts on training

My program had us move to a new site every month. So for two weeks into the new site, you had to learn the system of the unit, gain the trust of the team and find the bathroom, only to leave 2 weeks later. I wish all of my sites were at least 3 months. That being said, I had a GREAT variety of education. Many different things learned. I had trauma rotations, children only rotations, regional rotation, heart and neuro only rotations. I spent time at the Navy in Balboa and a month in Hawaii.
If I were to have to get a PhD, God help me, but I would want to work only with my school and not the university and have to do their tedious papers and such. NO MORE NURSING THEORY! Its just that, theory and no one uses it in real life. Its great for undergrads as they are using it with patient care, but CRNAs have learned what they can get out of the theories and are using it to whatever is possible. But please, tell me even ONE CRNA that makes out a formal care plan!!!

We can take this discussion to a more appropriate forum on this site but let me just say that as a paramedic-turned-current-nursing student the theory !%@# makes me want to puke! I believe it is in the curriculum to keep a few too-posh-to-wash Ph.Ds employed, and nothing else.