Trauma specialty
(please take this in jest)
The US Army is now accepting applications for trauma specialty training. All travel and expenses are paid and a sign on bonus is included. The location of the site provides 365 days of sun and blue skies. You will be provided with the most recent trends in fashion as clothing is included! If you appreciate a fine dining experience, you will fully enjoy a gourmet breakfast, lunch, and dinner daily.
It is guaranteed that upon completion, you will be fully proficient in all aspects of trauma anesthesia, from whole blood transfusion, to central line placement. The training is outstanding and the perks are unmatched. If this sounds like the opportunity you have been looking for, contact Uncle Sam!
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