Nurses Announcements
Published Dec 10, 2012
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sharonp30
53 Posts
So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....
jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B
9 Articles; 4,800 Posts
Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!
Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.
Anger Managment my foot!
RN_Entrepreneur89
4 Posts
"What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"
You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????
Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.
I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!
I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!
You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"
I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.
Picture it, fat man, red suit.....
No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.
SweetPEI
214 Posts
"You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"
nyteshade, BSN
555 Posts
HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!
smilingfaces
29 Posts
Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.