Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100

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sharonp30

53 Posts

So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.

Anger Managment my foot!

"What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????

Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!

You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.

Picture it, fat man, red suit.....

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.

SweetPEI

214 Posts

Specializes in (Nursing Support) Psych and rehab.

"You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"

nyteshade, BSN

555 Posts

Specializes in Legal, Ortho, Rehab.

HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!

smilingfaces

29 Posts

Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.:(

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