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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

So you see nurse it's really kind of funny how that chisel got stuck up in there. I was making toys and I slipped....

Dehydration and exhaustion are SO viable admission diagnoses!!

Then Santa said, "Why so blue, elf?" when I was clearly wearing green.

Anger Managment my foot!

"What do you mean "they don't make a small enough foley catheter"?"

You. really. need. to. know. the. last. time. I. POOPED??????

Questions like that will get you on the naughty list, young lady.

I am telling you, Barbie set me up!!

I know, get it all out now, hahahaha look at the cute little elfie, why aren't you just so darn cute!!

You pinch my cheeks and you will NOT get the Iphone 5 you want this year. And by the way, my favorite joke starts with "Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy walk into a bar......"

I would rather be a dwarf.....Snow White has it going on.

Picture it, fat man, red suit.....

No, we will NOT dicuss why you did not get Madonna's "Like a Virgin" cassette when you were 14. Especially when starting my IV.

Specializes in (Nursing Support) Psych and rehab.

"You do know that being sick of Santa is not a real illness right?"

Specializes in Legal, Ortho, Rehab.

HA! You think your management is bad? Santa literally works us to death!

Nurse, I want you to give me a sponge bath! I don't want the male CNA to do give me the bath.:(

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