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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

Would it kill ya to let him park his sled on the helipad?

I want a nurse who's NOT on the Naughty List.

If I don't get hot chocolate, YOU don't get vital signs.

That's NOT the stethoscope I made for you.

They don't tell you that elf shoes cause elf toes.

So you just automatically assume that the reindeer droppings are from MY visitors?

I TRIED the sugar-free candy canes! I don't LIKE them!

I suppose next you're going to tell me that sugar plums AREN'T a food group?

No, I will NOT talk to Santa about heart-healthy choices.

I'll bet you wish YOUR boss wasn't real.

I'm telling you! I'm not leaving til' I get a work note until the 26th!

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