Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

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Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. After a week, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our 12th Nursing Caption Contest

Please remember to wash your hands after handling the turkey. We don't need a Salmonella outbreak. Today is a holiday, and the pharmacy is closed.

So, which one of you forgot to wear the condom??

Ugh! I knew I was forgetting something.. Aha the small pox vaccination.

This is my first Thanksgiving in 20 years. How does this all go again? Show me the turkey!

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

"Let's talk about fomites..."

To get approval for your menu you must submit the nutrition labels, calorie counts, and lists of potential allergens...

Native American: How

Nurse: Place the turkey in a preheated oven...

OK, now let's review all the dietary requests: it needs to be a gluten-free, low sodium, sugar-free, whole-grain, bland, nut-free, dairy-free, dye-free, chemical additive-free, vegan dinner. Anything else?

What Thanksgiving dinner......you both are scheduled for a colonoscopy tomorrow!

No, I do not want your teepee, I NEED to pee.....

I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque....last time I listen to that Rabbit who thinks he's a tech....

Guys, you know I cant help you on this case. If y'all fighting about who is the daddy, all you need is a phlebotomist, and the Maury show. Not a nurse. I give shots, I dont draw blood. Ok? Call 1-866-99-maury. Good luck.

John Smith, you are NOT the father......

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