Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

[Joe V]

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest.

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. After a week, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our 12th Nursing Caption Contest

[daniellegrippo]

I agree. Rocks/paper/scissors is the best way to determine who will be seen next for their DRE.

[rnmomma2012]

You are sooo not as hot as Jacob! :/

[alirn1971]

Hey guys. Do you know the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? ... The taste! Happy Thanksgiving!

[suncityrn]

"OK. Each get your groups to sit down for the feast. First one to disrupt the dinner get a lube-less non-medicated colonoscopy!"

[nissanblonde]

I am sorry sir, but the decision to take your land is a corporate decision. You will need to see the man in the funny suit if you want to file a grievance.

[jeniferlyn]

Ok....we can either make this dinner diabetic friendly or you guys can flip for vaccinating each other, cleaning up the colony drunk, checking prostates, changing the flour sac on Mr. Darby's colostomy.....shall I continue or are we all on board?

[Nurse_Angy]

So let me get this straight you want Thanksgiving off? Blahhhhhahhhaa that's so not happening!

[mosest2]

Listen up guys. These pilgrims are going to expose all you people to small pox and a bunch of other deadly diseases. And these native people are going to scalp you. Let's face it. You ALL are gonna need a nurse. So I'll just take my place as ruler now.

[Jessica Scarborough]

Nurse: bringing people together for decades

[SacuanjocheRN]

"Is this Halloween or do I need to call in a Psych consult?" ...OR...

"Hmmm...this is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!" ...OR... "Hmmm...did you guys just come from a costume party, or do I need to call in a Psych consult, stat?!"

[Sally Skinner RN]

I told you! "Don't stuff the turkey the night before!"

[SacuanjocheRN]

"This is not appropriate attire; I think I need to call in a Psych consult, stat!"