Win CASH! 11th Nursing Caption Contest - $100

[Joe V]

Participate in our 11th Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. After a week, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 11th Nursing Caption Contest

[NurseTay2]

"Should we tell him she's already been discharged?"

[echoRNC711, BSN]

"She works in the OR where her OCD is a gift! "

[echoRNC711, BSN]

If you want to see him break dance ,whisper "MRSA "

[alkoiner]

Looks like the Dr. borrowed your stethescope again.

[Trish4school]

"That costume you bought is so realistic! When should we tell the new resident there isn't really a special decontamination procedure required after each patient?"

[echoRNC711, BSN]

No methane gas allergy prevents him from colostomy care

[angelnurses]

So who has the disease doctor, the nurse or the patient?

[angelnurses]

Excuse me sir, we need to see your identification badge clearly displayed.

[angelnurses]

Dr.Smith, these refresher courses are really getting overboard, wouldn't you agree?

[echoRNC711, BSN]

"It's the new initiative to decrease length of stay"

[mgrissom]

It's a "Code Brown". They had to call in reinforcements.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

I'm breaking in a new employee. Looks like she has been out of work for a while. She is taking her own stethescope in the room where the contamination is.