October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

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