November 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. Select your favorite caption(s) for the November 2017 Caption Contest.

    • 14
      Colleagues are the worst patients.
    • 5
      SILENCE Infidel... I Keeeellll you!
    • 12
      Sterile? I don't know about that... But, I licked it clean!
    • 10
      I saved lots of money on this scalpel by going with Geico.
    • 11
      I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
    • 18
      Bob! You're the patient today, not the scrub tech...now put it down!
    • 15
      If you act now, you'll get this Ginsu knife for only $9.99 ... But wait- there's more!
    • 4
      The look that everyone gives that one coworker who keeps asking questions that makes the meeting go over the allotted time.

61 members have participated

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You Can Win $100!

Your mission is to produce a winning caption to the attached cartoon. You may propose as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update (November 21)

We had a lot of great captions! It was really hard to choose but we selected 8 captions for you to vote on.

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

Congratulations Sassy-Kat. You won $100!

The community chose your caption as their favorite.

Cartoon can be viewed at Workaholics.

Doctor use this one to prevent infection

umm Dr , I think this is what you were looking for while I was sedated . Is this the right tool ?

Specializes in Hospice.

Do you have The First Cut Is The Deepest downloaded on your I Phone?

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Here, you dropped this scalpel.

I can do a better job than you!!

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.

Press Ganey enters the operative arena.

Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.

Hospital Empathy Training: "So that's what it feels like to be on the other side of the scalpel!"

Specializes in Med Tele.

This is what you left in me the last time!

Medicare said that I qualified for a discount if I performed the surgery myself.

So you're a med student who only has experience carving pumpkins?

Oh no it's fine your facility couldn't afford another lawsuit.

With the budget cuts I have to be the surgeon and the practice dummy.

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