November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

Specializes in CNA Certified.

'Go ahead, tell him everything I told you.'

'Well maybe we should switch seats '

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"son, would you mind telling my shrink here what you told me yesterday about your plans for your future? he thinks i am paranoid-delusional..."

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"...all you gotta do now, is wear a long sleeved shirt to cover your arm there, put on a pair of either black or gray square pants, loose a lot of hair on top...and only then we can hire you to be our clinic mascot. We'll leave our emergency contact numbers if you have any questions for me and my sweetie here."

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"...to prevent the last incident from happening, he's here to make sure we get my full back piece done no matter what. So, while I'm unconscious and passed out, he'll tell you if it's still safe or not to keep drilling needles on me."

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Dr. Fitz this patient behind me is an example of what we call inferiority complex. He even dresses up as a physician.

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"I've been telling my doctors these days that pills are not always the answer and I'll never remember all the meds I'm prescribed even if they were tattooed to my face. I'm here to prove a point."

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You see that doctor behind me too, right?!?!?!

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Specializes in Emergency.

Son by the time I get to sign up online for Obama care you'll be looking like this guy behind me.

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

I don't know what you mean by illusions of grandeur and impersonating a nurse practitioner. After all.....I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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I'll have what he's having!

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"This is the guy that says we need a new artist around here"

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Specializes in Emergency.

According to Google I'm suffering from menopause.

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