November 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Above is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ November 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE Dec 2, 2013

Congratulations!

and the winner is Sea_of_Roses ... the cartoon may be viewed at According to Google, I'm suffering from...

Specializes in Psychiatric/ Mental Health.

"Hey nurse, you asked if I was married, well, meet my wife. She usually doesn't look this bad. I'm not sure when she started going bald. She sure has changed these past few days, but that's my old lady. Com'er honey and give your old man a kiss."

...just another day in the life of a psych nurse.

Specializes in Critical Care.

" Son, this is a proctologist. He puts needles in places your tattoo artist won't"

Between your tattoos, and the artwork on this guys office walls.......someone needs to prescribe an art class STAT!!!

"a nurse took care of me all this guy did was remind her what to do"

"I'm an engineer. I came off the 29th floor to join the nursing field. You answer to me!"

(I couldn't resist:)

Thats funny my doc has a cash business too

"See, I told you his tattoos match the paintings on the wall!"

Ok, give up the act, I know you guys are twins and I heard about your plan to escape the psych ward by having him shave his head and steal my lab coat!

"So you're telling me that you're a nurse and the guy behind me whose wearing a white coat is a nurse as well...oh he's a nurse practitioner?!?!?....guess I didn't know nurses could wear white coats!"

The doctor told me you're the real boss, so lets get this prostate exam on!

"My Doc says that I have an unusual fear of getting shots. He just doesn't understand how painful they are. By the way, I'm here to get my arm sleeve tattoo finished."

Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

If it were up to me, I would fire you for not complying with our policy of covering your tattoos. But the doc here says you're a good nurse, so we will let it go this time.

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