May 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Specializes in Nephrology.

run away for your own crap!

nursefrances, BSN, RN

1 Article; 601 Posts

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Ooooh! Urine for it now! (snicker) Get it?? Your in for it....never mind. I'll get some towels, and a mop, and some chucks, and....

Specializes in Nephrology.

I told you i don't know the enema procedure!

ShyeoftheTiger

491 Posts

Cleanup on Aisle 4!

ShyeoftheTiger

491 Posts

At least the turbidity looks good...

nursefrances, BSN, RN

1 Article; 601 Posts

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

When she said she would turn into a giant goo monster if she didn't get her dilaudid "right now", I didn't believe her! Did you?

nursefrances, BSN, RN

1 Article; 601 Posts

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Ugh! I told you I don't like doing bladder irrigations!

ShyeoftheTiger

491 Posts

Code Yellow!

Specializes in ER, IICU, PCU, PACU, EMS.

A portrait of a new grad's first experience with C-diff.

nursefrances, BSN, RN

1 Article; 601 Posts

Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Sheesh. I'm a pee magnet! I can't get away from the stuff.

Specializes in Nephrology.

Run from the NAD patient! Nuclear Exploding Diarrhea!

Specializes in Med/Surg, LTACH, LTC, Home Health.

FASTER!!!!!! Faster!!!!!! Or you'll be swimming for it!!!!

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