June 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our June 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - June 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Specializes in Nephrology.

I see you have a new stethoscope Jim.

Specializes in Nephrology.

I bought this yesterday, it says "BIG Sale".

Specializes in Nephrology.

Alright I get it! You want all the people to know that you're wearing Stethoscope around your neck!

Specializes in Transitional Nursing.

Jack told his nursing professor he was having trouble hearing......

Specializes in Transitional Nursing.

If you still can't hear it, it isn't there.

Is there a Nurse in the House?

Yes, sir. I am sorry to say, your heart is that enlarged due to your emphysema from smoking.

I apologize doctor, but I do believe your hearing has gone from selective to near deaf. Perhaps it is time to consider retirement?

"I know the family asked for the doctor in charge, but perhaps they would rather hear from someone that actually hears what's going on..."

Newbies... You look exhausted at only 4 hours in!

"Now, doctor... I told you it wasn't a good idea to follow me around just to see what we do all day! Perhaps you could take what everyone else in the hospital calls a "break...?"

If all Bloops are Razzies and all Razzies are Lazzies, then all Bloops are definitely Lazzies, right?

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