December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

[Joe V]

Show us your FUN SIDE! Submit your caption today!

It's so easy why wouldn't you?

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.

Need ideas? (brainstorm session)

Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

UPDATE Dec. 27, 2016

Congratulations compassionresearcher!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nursing Dreams and Nightmares

[Joe V]

Hurry, last weekend to submit your captions.

[msnprospective]

He said: "After looking at my face the doc said I had a weak fever."

She said: "I think she said your face looks like a meat cleaver. What did the audiologist say?"

[BeenThere2012, ASN, RN]

Hahahahaha! Out loud!

[Jessica0604]

Male Triage Nurse: Barbara, we discussed this already, we need you to come to work with your game face on and to be more energetic

Female Nurse: Patrick, if I smile any harder I will be the next contestant for miss America, holding my stethoscope thanking my shrink for all the hard work he put in to help me cope working here.

[Nurse Lalaine, BSN, RN]

[feemcg]

Doctor: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does

Nurse: .... *speechless

[Not Your Nurse]

Guy: Wah waah wa- waah wah wa-

Gal: Ok so now that I know the patients favorite color and movie, WHAT ARE THEY HERE FOR?!

[Jessica0604]

PICTURE.docx

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Doc: I said you should take "Melatonin".

Pt: I thought you said "Melamine". Have you ever tried to swallow one of those plates? No wonder I couldn't sleep!

[_superwoman]

Hey, at least you're getting time and a half, holiday pay today!

Not in this place. I'm getting straight pay on a holiday that I have to work.

[Supernrse01, BSN]

Husband: I can't believe how sick I was. That cold was NO JOKE! I mean it really dug it's claws in. I know that getting that extra rest helped me kick it quick!

Wife: Yeah, I had that same claw-digging illness, remember? It was NO JOKE and it's a wonder I was able to continue working, doing laundry, cooking dinner, driving the kids, etc... I sure do wish I had that Y chromosome.

[JanineKelbach, RN]

Man (husband who works days): You look tired still, didn't you sleep well?

Woman (night shift nurse): Thanks for telling me that...I was actually feeling pretty good.