April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

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  2. Win $100! Participate in our Nursing Caption Contest.

    Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. After a few weeks, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions where you (the community) will choose a winner.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Update (April 24)

    Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Vote for your favorite below...
    Last edit by Joe V on Apr 24
  3. Poll: Select your favorite caption(s) for the April 2017 Caption Contest...

    • Cold hands, warm heart.

      12.37% 12

      20.62% 20
    • I think that covers reflex testing.

      16.49% 16
    • SO would you describe your level of pain as "thru the roof?"

      26.80% 26
    • Change of shift report: "We got him out of bed this morning."

      19.59% 19
    • On the bright side, you opted for the pajama pants and not the gown!

      16.49% 16
    • Sir! I said I needed to listen to your heart and lungs, not put in a foley!

      9.28% 9
    • This is what the nurse meant when she said their heart rate was through the roof!

      9.28% 9
    97 Votes / Multiple Choice
  4. 147 Comments

  5. by   Mandychelle79
    I did warn you that my stethoscope may be cold
  6. by   nurse4life4ever
    You requested a spring mattress!
  7. by   shell1983
    oh, my! How am I going to explain this one to management!
  8. by   jaycam
    "I think that covers reflex testing"
  9. by   Sea_of_Roses
    Whew, he almost broke my new stethoscope!
  10. by   Sea_of_Roses
    This isn't what I had in mind when I set out to break the glass ceiling
  11. by   Sea_of_Roses
    That explains your triage note "Spasmodic cough level 1000"
  12. by   spotangel
    Was it the new construction or the" pulsating" Zumba class upstairs for staff?!!
  13. by   Lev <3
    Sir! I said I needed to listen to your heart and lungs, not put in a foley!
  14. by   Ben_Dover

  15. by   Pink722012
    Sir, we do have elevators!
  16. by   michellelreck
    I guess we should take the spring feature off of the call bell.