April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

"I just told him he needed an IV started... he's afraid of needles."

[NRSKarenRN, BSN, RN]

Yes, his pregnancy test came back POSSITIVE.

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

"I was explaining what's going to happen during his colonoscopy......"

[Esme12, ASN, BSN, RN]

This is Mr. Smith...he has angioedema......

[obladi]

"The floor got wind he is a VIP, I told him not to get a big head about it"

[tnbutterfly - Mary, BSN]

He keeps complaining that he has a HUGE headache.

[Shagi]

Obamacare.

[NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

I told him to open up and say ahhh, and he interpreted that as an audition for HOUSE.

[NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

He's such a drama queen.

[NotMyProblem MSN, ASN, BSN, MSN, LPN, RN]

Says he's got a migraine....I don't know.....

[steven007, BSN, MSN]

Here's your first lesson as a new grad... Wong-Baker Rating scale... doesn't really cover all responses.