April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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nurseJanelly

19 Posts

Nurse: "He said he saw a small girl running around his bed last night."

Doctor: "Uh-oh. Have this room blessed by the priest again... before he starts seeing the others."

TnMtnRose

35 Posts

He's a nursing student. Apparently he has been shoving all the info for his next test into his head. Now its so full he's choking on it.

guess1207

4 Posts

The word on the street about snorting Viagra for a "quicker" effect didn't prove to be true Ehh? I Hope she was atleast worth it!

timmedico

218 Posts

He says his pain is a 10...but I don't buy it.

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

And as your preceptor, I should inform you that the common male patient reacts this way whenever they hear the word catheter.

jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B

9 Articles; 4,800 Posts

Lets begin, shall we?

"Well, this is the worst reaction to bedside rounding that I have EVER gotten."

Flnolegirl

733 Posts

He says he has bugs in his brain.

mmw99

27 Posts

He's all yours now! My shift is over. He's been hitting the call button all night.

Specializes in ED, ICU, MS/MT, PCU, CM, House Sup, Frontline mgr.

"His problem? He has spent his entire nursing career only hearing what he does right!"

Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

He went into shock after reading how much he will have to pay back while doing his Taxes on line!

Kidrn911

331 Posts

Specializes in Peds ED, Peds Stem Cell Transplant, Peds.

That tube goes Where????

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