April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Nurse: "He said he saw a small girl running around his bed last night."

Doctor: "Uh-oh. Have this room blessed by the priest again... before he starts seeing the others."

He's a nursing student. Apparently he has been shoving all the info for his next test into his head. Now its so full he's choking on it.

The word on the street about snorting Viagra for a "quicker" effect didn't prove to be true Ehh? I Hope she was atleast worth it!

He says his pain is a 10...but I don't buy it.

And as your preceptor, I should inform you that the common male patient reacts this way whenever they hear the word catheter.

Lets begin, shall we?

"Well, this is the worst reaction to bedside rounding that I have EVER gotten."

He says he has bugs in his brain.

He's all yours now! My shift is over. He's been hitting the call button all night.

Specializes in ED, ICU, MS/MT, PCU, CM, House Sup, Frontline mgr.

"His problem? He has spent his entire nursing career only hearing what he does right!"

Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

He went into shock after reading how much he will have to pay back while doing his Taxes on line!

Specializes in Peds ED, Peds Stem Cell Transplant, Peds.

That tube goes Where????

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