April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite. Poll will be available early next week.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - April 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Specializes in Labor & Delivery.

"I just informed Mr. Jones that because of the Nitroglycerin he'll be taking, he's can't take Viagra anymore."

Specializes in Operating room.

This is what happens when you leave the patient in the room too long.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

I just told him he is going to have to get his spinal tap with less numbing solution than normal because there's a shortage of it, and he started doing what you see.

Specializes in Emergency.

I was trying to calm the patient's pre-op nerve jitters with some visual imagery, told him to imagine himself swimming at the beach...apparently he's hydrophobic.

Specializes in Emergency.

Mr. Smith's wife gave birth to a 12 lb baby, the L&D Nurse noticed he was in a state of shock afterwards and sent him up here...that was 8 hours ago.

Specializes in ICU.

"I'm going to need a bigger tongue depressor..."

Specializes in Emergency.

The patient complained of feeling cold all night especially after Nurse Jacob gave him a sponge bath...when did we hire a male nurse?

Mr. Jameson just got a big promotion at work. His wife told him not to get a big head about it... but apparently he doesn't listen.

As you can tell, this brings bedside reporting to a whole new level

He thought the Doctor was going to start his IV.

I just told him the "H" stands for Hospital not Hotel.

Dr. said it could just be gas.... THANK god it didn't come out the other end...

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